My blog seems to have a lot of me on it. But I guess that’s the beauty of it being my blog. So fuck it; here we go again…

I always complain (mainly to myself) about how I’m “not happy” with my body. And I guess that’s solely due to the fact that I workout hard 6 days a week, eat pretty healthily, and yet, can’t seem to gain the weight that I want to (naturally). But then I look back at pictures from  8, 7, even just 4 years ago, and I get that sense of satisfaction that should already be there.

This is a forever changing industry. And with new talent popping up everyday, if you’re in this industry, you’re stupid not to do anything but stay on top of your game. If at 29 years old, I can do it without using steroids, so can you!

Me over the past 8 years….. 

Me and Tank about 8 years ago                            About 7 years ago

My first time on camera, for OnTheHunt (mid 2008).

 Today! I’s all growed up.

Photo courtesy of Timoteo and Cellblock13.

Hello, everyone.

Other than my randomness on Twitter, it’s been awhile since I’ve updated everyone on what’s been going on; or on anything at all, really. Between being in LA, NYC a couple times, Chicago, London, Boston, Dallas and home in St.Louis, it’s been a chaotic few months. With no end in site…

The list of responsibilities and things to be done to start your own site (one that doesn’t look like a 5th grader’s computer class project, that is) is longer than my dick. And yes, this is totally me making excuses for neglecting you guys. #Sorryboutit, but it’s going to be worth it; trust me!

Anthony and I did our very first shoots for GuysInSweatpants about 3 weeks ago while in LA. We flew down Troy Daniels to help out/sit on my dick. I wanted someone close to the area, someone who knew what they were doing since it was our first shoot, and someone that was hot; and he met all of those requirements. I also kind of wanted to fuck him since we met like 4 years ago (sshhh). Anthony and I also shot a scene together while there. It’s rare that I’m able to fuck my scene partner so hard and long that I break a sweat, but it happened TWICE in those couple days (and that was only on camera).

Keep reading, but here are a few teaser shots from the scenes

(the final pictures on the site will be less annoyingly watermarked)

Our next shoots for GuysInSweatpants are scheduled for next week. We have three guys coming in town, all of which I’m very excited about. You know you can follow me on Twitter (@AustinWilde) for some updates, but I’d recommend following @GuysNsweatpants for behind the scenes pictures and updates of the “sexbauchery” that will be going on.

As we all know, the holidays are among us. And while I’m not one to throw my Amazon Wishlist around begging for shit, I have had a couple people ask if I have it set up this year because they’ve wanted to get me something. I’m happy with a “Hello” and a shot of your dick, but if you’re one of the people that have inquired, HERE YOU GO. 

Talk to you guys soon!

-Austin

How fucking cute is he?!

Presented in no particular order of how much I want to stick my dick in each of them, here are some asses for the occasion.

Happy National Ass Day!

*waits for National Foreskin Day*

Tomorrow, I’m off to London with the Cockyboys crew (Jake Bass, Anthony and a cameraman). We’ll be doing some filming while there, but the main purpose of the trip is because we’re appearing at Room Service Thursday night. So if you’re in London, we better see you there!

Do you guys remember this tweet?

Well…..

Keep in mind, I’m not at all doing this for the money. And I’ve never actually done this before. That tweet got quite the response; and since I’m here to entertain and please, your guys’ wish is my command.

The auction will go for one week from today, ending on Friday, Oct 5th. CLICK HERE to bid!

The Cockyboys crew and I will be headed to London Oct 9th for a few days. The main purpose for our travels is an event that we’re doing the night of the 11th at Club Room Service. More details on that to come.

We’re going to be in Europe so why would we NOT film? So we figured we would search for one lucky, hot guy to film with me! We’re looking for masculine guys that are 18+ and in great shape. Tops and bottoms, all accepted. And you need to be available one day between Oct 10th and 13th. So spread the word! Also must be able to provide an up to date STD/HIV lab test.

This is the first time I’ve ever done a public model search, but I feel like London won’t disappoint. If you think you have what it takes, fill out the short form below and we’ll be in contact! Don’t forget to include a few clear and recent pics of your face/body, dick, ass, etc.

If you have any questions, feel free to ask on here or my TWITTER.

cforms contact form by delicious:days

For the past 4 years, Spin Nightclub in Chicago has been a big part of my club appearance experience. And September 29th marks our next stop there!

This time Anthony and myself, along with GuysInSweatpants, present to you- SWEAT. We’ll be giving stuff away, dancing, and holding the infamous shower contest. Oh and come Sept 29th, it’ll have been like a month since I drank so I’ll probably be in fine form. Come take advantage of me. Bye.

Ever wonder what to get your local crackhead for Christmas? Look no further. Here’s a list of things any crackhead would be delighted to receive. These are in no particular order of importance, so pick and choose as you please.

A few of you may know, but for the most part, not many of you know what it’s like to have me cum on your face. Well, that’s about to change. Kind of. Just watch this fun little video.

(for full effect, warm up some yogurt and fling it on your face as I cum)

The aftermath: